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ZiFoRyu

Hi, my name is Angelo Palicte. i post stuff that i like and my arts here.

Posts tagged joke

Apr 2 '14

Private public

In our latest news today:
Sgt Shabangalot was accused of illegally genetically enhancing his private platoon. He said his platoon doesnt need help to be hard, strong and ready for battle any time all day everyday.
He said he kept his troops in secret because he was using a secret all natural method to get them strong.
The prosecutors were still skeptical and they demanded sgt shabangalot to show his privates for the public to see today.

Mar 19 '14

big ben

in our latest news

there was a big earthquake in london today, a whopping scale of 9.7– the strongest scale of earthquake in london history. a titanic sized fault broke through the city and sunk big ben whole below the ground. officials debated to either save the icon clock tower, or leave it as it is and put priority in restoring the city in its glory.
they have concluded that they rather put priority on Land before Time.

Mar 19 '14

If at first

If at first you don’t succeed, pay someone from China to do it for you

Tags: words quotes joke
Mar 19 '14

If at first you dont succeed, go to China and pay someone to do it

Tags: words quotes joke