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Private public

In our latest news today:
Sgt Shabangalot was accused of illegally genetically enhancing his private platoon. He said his platoon doesnt need help to be hard, strong and ready for battle any time all day everyday.
He said he kept his troops in secret because he was using a secret all natural method to get them strong.
The prosecutors were still skeptical and they demanded sgt shabangalot to show his privates for the public to see today.

life sure is one fickle wind… gust here, blow there, tornado here, breeze there.

Someone should make a short or feature film called Alice in Portland where a homeschooled girl alice took the wrong bus, and ended in Portland as she tries to get back to her home

big ben

in our latest news

there was a big earthquake in london today, a whopping scale of 9.7– the strongest scale of earthquake in london history. a titanic sized fault broke through the city and sunk big ben whole below the ground. officials debated to either save the icon clock tower, or leave it as it is and put priority in restoring the city in its glory.
they have concluded that they rather put priority on Land before Time.

If at first

If at first you don’t succeed, pay someone from China to do it for you

If at first you dont succeed, go to China and pay someone to do it

witness and notice

in our latest news today,

a senior witnessed a terrible murder early in the morning today downtown. he reported that the murderer, a girl, was screaming at the victim while stabbing her repeatedly, oddly after realizing she has been spotted, she merely blushed and ran away.

this is a case of a girl getting noticed by senpai

I want an anime where the senpai is doing things in secret so that his kohai will notice him so she would want him to notice her like the scenarios he see in animes.